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~*~"Swimmers are great lovers. Their strong hip flexors and abdominal muscles give them stamina that helps maintain a very enjoyable rhythm in the bedroom"-Playboy Magazine

~*~Breaststokers do it underwater...backstrokers do it on there backs...flyers do it with their hips..freestylers do it anyway, Imers do it 4 ways, Sprinters do it faster..distance swimmers last longer and divers do it deeper..how ever u put it..SWIMMERS DO IT BEST!

*~You know you're a swimmer when your shower is 25 meters long.
~Swimming is the only sport athletes do! .... Everyone else just plays
~Breathing is essential in life.. but not in the 50 free!
**We bust ours to kick yours
* 3/4 of the world is made of water but I only need one lane to kick your butt
*~One reason to join swimming: chlorine is cheaper than cologne!
~~Swimming is nothing without the heart, if you don't LOVE it you CANT swim it.
*The quitters never win and the winners next quit
*~Please God let the last day of my life be the day of a swim meet, because those are the longest days of my life!!
~Less talking, more stroking. The last time my coach said that to me, I kicked your butt. The last time my boyfriend said that to me, I kicked his.
*~*I joined swimming cuz I'm too sexy to join a sport that requires too much clothing
~*GOT WATER?
~SwImMeRs...We ArE JuSt Of A DiFfErEnT KiNd...We DrInK(WaTEr), We SmOkE(OuR OpPonEnTs), We GeT HiGh(oN chlorine)...So JuSt LiVe WiTh It!~
**Practice does not make perfect... perfect practice makes perfect
**Go in hard, come out wet!
**Shut up and swim! You're not bleeding, nothings broken,you're not dying, SO GET BACK IN THE POOL
**There is no such thing as a best time because it can always be better
**A role model is the last one out of the pool at practice and the first one out of the pool when it counts
**I've been told swimming is a wimp sport, but I don't see it, we don't get time outs in the middle of a race, we cant stop and catch our breath, we cant roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we cant ask for a substitution!
**During the race, give it all you have. You can always rest after it's over
**Goggles.....$10.00
Cap.........$3.00
Swim suit...$45.00
Throwing your coach in after a championship meet...PRICELESS"
**Swimming -- From the outside looking in you don't understand it. From the inside looking out you can't explain it!
*During the race, give it all you have. You can always rest after it's over
~Actually, I used to swim the mile; that's all I did for about a year. Just follow the line at the bottom of the pool,they'll stop you sooner or later!
**Some people go through life shooting forothers records...REAL winners set there own
Swimming-cold weather means nothing, rainy days dont matter, national holidays mean 2 practices instead of one, this is my life!!!
~*Chlorine is fuel for a real swimmer
*You havent truly become a real swimmer until you've experienced pain physically and mentally, but most
importantly mentally*
~*~7 days without swimming makes one weak

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Top 10 Reasons to Date a Swimmer
1. They like it wet.
2. They dive right in .
3. Love going fast.
4. Are use to wearing next to nothing in front a group of people.
5. Breastroke is favorite to many.
6. Others like it on their back.
7. They are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast.
8. They know how to push it and work under HARD conditions.
9. They are firm believers that practice will make you better and will at any time day or night.
10. Are use to doing things again and again till you can't go on any longer.

TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A SWIMMER!

10.We're always improving times

9.We can do it four ways

8.We do it on our backs our sides and our stomachs everyday

7.One word... FLEXIBLE

6.We are better when we put our hips into it

5.We have good endurance

4.We like wearing as little clothes as possible

3.We can teach you how to breast stroke

2.We are always ready to dip in

1.WE LIKE IT WET

"ToP 10 ReAsOnS tO dAtE a ~SwImMeR~
1. They like it wet.
2. They dive right in .
3. Love going fast.
4. Are use to wearing next to nothing in front a group of people.
5. Brestroke is favorite to many.
6. Others like it on their back.
7. They are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast.
8. They know how to push it and work under HARD conditions.
9. They are firm believers that practice will make you better and will at any time day or night.
10. Are use to doing things again and again till you can't go on any longer."